Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.

I am lucky in the sense that I’ve never been a ‘big drinker’. I mean, I will binge drink a bottle of vodka with the best of them, but I’ve never been the girl that needs a wine or two at the end of the day. If that is you, cutting the alcohol is going to be tough!

It’s still a banana, but I am happy.

Coming to you live this morning from the glorious Gold Coast. Not actually glorious – it’s incredibly run down and seedy feeling – I have legitimate concerns for the local economy. If one more stranger asks me if I want to buy a ticked for a club crawl I’m going to get my punch on.